Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Picture the scene....

A half clad child drawing European flags, then declaring a need for sticks to be used as flag poles. The half clad child wanders round the garden hacking with scissors at various bushes and plants until she has a required number of sticks. Half clad child makes small flags so that poor harassed mother can wave them when the dogs have their running race. Three toilet rolls (brand new) sit on the table disguised as 'chicks' who will help support the dogs. Sadly one chick from the brand new packet got eaten by an eagle as it flew down the stairs. Only one dog (Woofy) can be seen, the others are imaginary and have come from various countries in Europe...poor harassed mother has to remember which country each imaginary dog comes from. Half clad child runs round garden dragging Woofy (the space hopper) whilst harassed mother stands at the window waving appropriate flags and cheering on dogs she cannot see!

Tomorrow is the 2nd dog show, the names and countries have been listed. The harassed mother will try her best to learn names and countries!

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