After Gymnastics today, I was getting myself back into my normal clothes...
Me: I have a large bollock in my sock
A: You have a what?
Me: A large bollock, look
A: Oh, I think you mean a bollard
Me: no, a bollock, B-O-L-L-O-C-K
A: Ahh, a bullock
Me: No, a B-O-L-L-O-C-K bollock
A: um, ok. I think you are saying the wrong word, I think you mean something else, do you even know what a bollock is?
Me: Yes, un bollock, it is French for lump or bump, Poisson told me!
Aiti, by this point was trying very hard not to laugh at me. All the other gymnastic mothers commented on how good my spelling was!
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